Category: This might be a collection…

I am the best parent and uncle EVER…

Just took the sharklings to see IT.

It was sharklings first horror movie ever.

I RULE.

He isn’t talking to me rite nao….

Beep beep

Jeebus.

It’s only 9 minutes into the movie and….

it’s already FUCKED UP….

Gawd.

I really really don’t like these kinda clowns much.

Sis shark says this Halloween will be emersion therapy for me and I’ll get over it.

Uh.

So….

This is happening.

Tom Waits carny music and stale popcorn, tears and MAYHEM.

I need this probably….

Dear spoooder bro-

Sorry you deided….but you cannot be in the tub with me.

Tub time is sacred for sharks, and we don’t need any halp.

Sorry ’bout yer cousin, Dave Thompson​

So.

This Halloween the theme is vintage clowns.

Mah neighbors are gonna hate me.

Have many many clowns coming to help scare….

Beeg Top Circus Terror.

Stay tuned.

http://www.fadedindustry.com/why-i-fear-clowns-vintage-clowns-are-scary-a-f/

Mah parents had one of these.

I HATED IT, AND WAS UTTERLY TERRIFIED OF IT.

Seeing it again…..this is exactly how I remember it.

HORRID.

To fuck with me, they’d drag me into the living room and laugh at mah terror and tears.

https://youtu.be/YaAB9g6yfU8

This is spoooopy.

I don’t know why…it just screams “bad carny mojo”…

This was on the freeway next to me.

This collecshun is nao the spoooopy/gross stuff/morbid stuff.

Here’s a dead mummified rat, complete with wasp nest.

Kinda fascinating, eh?

Thanks Grumpy Cat​

Go ahead.

Walk down that driveway.

I dare you.

I double dog dare you.