Tag: fakefishtits

Dear catfish….

I am not interested.

I will not send you $$.

I will not send you tickets.

I will not solve yer problem.

I am not lonely.

IMMA SHARK.

WE EAT CATFISH.

And, no amount of makeup, gross fake selfies, lies, or hangout messages will change this.

Go away now… bai, Felicias.

#fakefishtits