Mah reaction to a sales person doing the familiar “knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK-you TOTALLY know me” knock.
The knock reserved for family who got locked out, or very close fronds.
You are a dickhead…and acting all uber friendly and O HAI is over the top and frankly, creepy.
I don’t like that crap.
Knock like a stranger… because you are.
Must move stuff off door so I can see outta shark cave peep hole.
HE ALMOST GOT DEDED.