
Gud bye, g+
I’m probably going to prison.
Please send ramen, as it’s the new currency, and arrange a GoFundMe for mah legal defense.

Gud bye, g+
I’m probably going to prison.
Please send ramen, as it’s the new currency, and arrange a GoFundMe for mah legal defense.

When yer nose won’t stop running…
and you are embarrassed about it.
#Tedscousins
Ted Ewen

Wut?
Wut’s that, Sad Kiwi Frond?
It’s o.k. that you look like a testicle….
You are beautiful on the inside.

The dreaded red jacket Morey Eel.
Very grumpeh, very bitey.

Even the fruit cake is sad it’s fruit cake…here’s proof.
Tried to explain fruit cake to the sharkling.
Mah mother made it every year.
Why?
I’ve never had gud fruit cake.

…and, me the rest of it.

Me, most of today.

TRW the hot red curry you had for lunch makes it thru yer system and you need a bathroom….

Bitch, please.
We’re getting better at this whole “land” thing.
Land sharks are real.
Make peace with it.