Author: Bruce Shark

The horror….

Horror….

Gud nite planet g+.

TFW sitting in yer car and someone opens their door and hits yer door and they say they didn’t.

BOUT TO WHUP SOME ASS IN PARKING LOT.

BUTTER.

GIMME BUTTER

I NEED BUTTER, STAT

I know.

Disappointed, too.

And still hungry.

Not one turned out to be an actual farm animal.

Croissance, mah shark ass.

We have no idea wut the circled purple thing is.

Sharkling says it’s a parasitic twin that was attached to the duck.

I say I want mah $1.40 back.

Ooo, look.

Vitamins.

TFW she acting like she’s mad, but you know she still wants you…

Now rly gudnite.

Nite, g+ goobers….

HUG?

PAT PAT.

This is Pepper, mah frond’s cat.

Pepper is mouthy, and very clever.

Hard to see here, but Pepper likes sharks, and we are buds.

He’s asking for pets here.

Shark heaven.