/….nods head…..
Author: Bruce Shark
“Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids

“Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did..”
Rocket Man, Elton John
Go hug yer kid/s.
Do it.
A moment of WTF AMAZING….

A moment of WTF AMAZING….
I just used a tiny fin held smartphone to:
Create, order, confirm, and pay for a custom stencil that will be ready by 4 p.m.
Check the weather.
Look up mindfulness techniques for sharkling and send them to his phone.
Go to my Nest and adapt the temperature in mah cave.
Order fud to be ready and waiting for pickup.
Check on you yahoos.
Check on a friend in hospital.
Change dentist appointments.
Take a stunning portrait of mah dopey cat and send it here.
Order a coffee down the street.
Touch in with two people who are struggling.
Print something in another room I need.
Get updates on several things, real time.
Look at what happened on this date thru pictures in 2014.
Read the news for my area.
Text mah SisShark about plans later.
Listen to music.
See what exactly is happening in Iceland right now…live cam.
Check mah blood pressure using app.
Smartphones are amazing.
Mind-blowingly amazingness.
g+….
g+….
Can we talk?
Spam that wasn’t spam all day.
Not getting notifications again
….(sorry People who tagged me and I didn’t respond…)
Sort yer shit out, Mate.
It’s getting on mah one remaining nerve.
Pre jump, about to git her snuggle on.

Pre jump, about to git her snuggle on.
She wants pets pretty much all the time.
Awww, hai Rice….

Awww, hai Rice….
You are a gud girl.
How’d they get a picture of mah Lux?

How’d they get a picture of mah Lux?
I want compensation, assholes.
I wud never ever shut up if I cud do this…….
I wud never ever shut up if I cud do this…….
Mama Sparkle Chikkin and her sparkle babehs.
Mama Sparkle Chikkin and her sparkle babehs.


GIT A THING….
GIT A THING….
She can make anything…
I swear…. ANYTHING….
I have many Tracy creations and I love them all.
Dew et!
Originally shared by Tracy Thompson
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