Author: Bruce Shark

OLD SCHOOL CATTINESS AND AWESOME SHADE THROWN….

Brilliant haughty English bitchiness tuned to 11.

I am certain that today’s divas could watch and learn.

Damn.

Also, them hats, tho.

Thank you to my favorite British Buddy Spooder Dave Thompson​

This.

Fits.

I am certain I need this.

Especially in such dark depressing moments that it seems we are in.

Happeh shark patch.

Happeh.

Yep.

All of these.

With me right behind you, mouth open.

🙂

thanks to stuart richman​

Great.

That’s fucking great.

Guess I won’t be abusing Benedryl anymoar for sleepin’.

Dammit.

And I guess I’ve developed a resistance or something….

I took some, felt sleepy, laid down….

Then had to get up to pee.

Now here I am, awake, and closer to dementia.

GRUMPEH FACE SHARK RAGE AT 1:12 a.m.

Salmon sharks look like perfect little teeny great white sharks…

This guy is an Oregon shark saver, and he rescued this one.

Tim S​ This one is for you.

Oregon sharks ^/

Lookit.

A Tillamook sand piper for Cecily Cooper​.

These guys are hilarious and cute AF.

Nigh uncatchable.

The illusion is that we have time.

We don’t, at least not like we think we do.

Clearing stuff up when you can is a good idea.

Of all the people I’ve seen dying/die, overwhelmingly what they expressed was a desire to set things right.

Most of them didn’t.

Regret is a mutha fuckka.

Sort of a pain to make with the recipe I have, it’s all old school, but this one is close.

I serve mine, or used to before diabeetus, on buttered egg noodles.

Bobbi Jo Woods​

No one better than you, mah shark frond, Michelle C​.

No one.

/…..fins crossed, eyes too.