Author: Bruce Shark

This just in:

Camp reports sharkling is fine, and being a model camper.

I can breathe water again.

Woo.

Gonna go have a parenting cocktail now and fix house stuff.

I’d do crimes for this right now.

Petter Hebæk​ Lookit. Yum.

THROW SNACKS AT MAH FACE….

Ohmmmmm….

getting calm.

or attempting to…

Fintastic art by Rob Alicea​….zen shark

If someone twisted mah fin, I’d live here…

Also, yes.

Yes, please.

Sharkling officially dropped off at camp.

O_O

This is weird.

/……splashes around aimlessly…..

Hey.

I’m outta ice and rum.

Also, snacks.

Come on over.

When yer mood is so bad, all the coke in the world won’t cheer you up….