
TFW: lying yer ass off, but still wanna make a good impression in front of yer in-laws.

TFW: lying yer ass off, but still wanna make a good impression in front of yer in-laws.
Yasssss…..
Feel free to shake yer booty with me nao.
Heather Hult how’d I do??

Mouth fingering selflies, huh?
I borrowed some fingers.
Probably won’t be returning them.
Obi Debo How’d I do?

Gud nite.
Hug yer important lifeforms.
So, for anyone who is recovering from an abusive relationship….
This is extremely common, and very damaging.
The things an abusive partner/parent will say have long lasting affects, and it’s designed to keep you off balance and confused and fearful.
I believe therapy helps…
So does learning to do a realty check, and discard any space they were taking up in your head….
Yes, easier said than done, and entirely possible.
There is sanity and recovery from this.

This could be us, Nicole Johnson…

Whatcha thinking?

When someone says they helpin’ but they really don’t….

When someone tells you that yer sexah, but you already know…..

Are these bugs stupid?
Every damn time I’ve seen them, the are bashing into walls or cars or LIVING CREATURES like sharks that don’t appreciate that shit.
And for mah snotty sister’s information and snide observation, I didn’t “scream like a bitch”…
That was mah Impassioned War Cry.
#greenbeetlesareasshats
#figeaterscanfuckoff