Author: Bruce Shark

Here.

Moar mini floof chikkins.

Gud nite, g+.

Disappointed.

Tonight’s Shark Week programming was less than stellar…

Started off pretty science and conservation minded, but tonight….

Calling us “Great White Serial Killers” is counterproductive and ignorant.

Also, on Shark Fest, focusing on “attacks” recreated with dye in water and lots of splashing and OMG OMG SHAAARK!….

Not helpful.

Look at his cute mini floof chikkin instead.

Well, maybe more often than that….

Eat both squares, please.

“Dere he go! Big mouthed mutha fucka….”

That’d be me.

She really loves sharks.

A lot.

Time for yer Weird Shark Fact:

…..also, white pointers like belleh rubs….

Happeh Shark Week…..

Shrimps.