Author: Bruce Shark

SHARK WEEK GIFT….

Thanks, Family.

Here are your shark facts for today.

I liked the “embryos sense danger” one.

And another shark info bonus from me:

Sharks like avocados and tacos, Thai fud, and whiskey.

31 minutes to Shark Week.

Look how excited Squeak is….

SHITER’S FULL.

Wow.

Lookit all the choices.

Remember the ridiculously good looking lion?

This is the horse version.

Pic unrelated.

Best part of the day so far:

My sister has “murder face” because of our mom.

BEST FACE EVER.

If you’ve never seen an older female great white shark in 100 + temps dealing with a narcissistic parent, you haven’t lived.

I shouldn’t be laughing, cuz it’s only funny if you know our mother, but I am.

I found Hell.

It’s Costco, on a Sunday, with a parent in a motorized cart who doesn’t need a motorized cart.

She does it because : “EVERYONE gets out of my way…”

Worst driver ever.

Sorry, to all other sentient beings in this place.

OMG….JESUSJUMPINGCRIPESONACRUMPET

Please punch me in the face next time I take my mother “grocery shopping”….

Normally my sister takes her since mom’s car died..I came along to offer….uh, I’m not sure, really.

Lift stuff?

Since I am regarded as the “bad shark” of the family, this has been a super fun morning.

Also, WUT THE FUCK, I’M IN THE BACKSEAT.

Shudda taken the Shark Mobile.

/…..enjoys all the reviews of my failure as an adult apex predator….

LOOK IT.

Shirt….It’s jawsome.

We here at Motivation Swim Center are ready to help you reach yer goals…

Head Motivation Coach

-Bruce Shark

Also, *Happeh Shark Week to me…

Here, helping.

Really.

Jennifer Klein​ Thank you.

YISSSSS…..

Strong womens are totally bad ass sexah….

Nicole Johnson​. Thanks for invite