Author: Bruce Shark

This is a helpful guide for Me Week.

Find the right amount of science, fun, and bite for yer Shark Week.

🙂

Weightlifting women sexah AF.

Nicole Johnson​ I’m looking at you.

OMG

DANGER CHIKKIN.

O.K., I’m done nao.

But jeebuz, these are scary AF.

Clever girl….

Run.

Now.

Ever git the feelin’ yer bein’ watched?

That the eyes of strange creatures are upon ya?

Posessed spoooopy demon deer…

“How does it feel to be responsible for the term ‘summer blockbuster’, Mr.Shark?”

/……shark sounds…..

“Do you think audiences today are more educated with regard to sharks and shark behavior?”

/…..louder shark sounds, eats arm…..

h/t ally adc​

it’s staring into my salty shark soul.

HAAALP.

I just played with kittens.

I nao need kittens.

That is all.