Author: Bruce Shark

Everyone, Bootsy….

Bootsy, everyone.

He’s a cool dude….

Neighborhood cat, very chill.

I didn’t name him, he told me his REAL name is Theodore Ramis Stickyfoote III.

Wud let him live at shark cave….but alas, no mas gatos.

Here comes Monday….

Gud nite, g+….

Hope you all can handle all the balls.

JAWSOMENESS….

Finally gotta meet the phenomenal Cecily Cooper​ and connect IRL….

She was wonderfully relaxed about meeting a family of sharks so close to dinner….

If anyone was curious, Cecily is just as fabulous as you imagined, and more so…

Happeh sharks, meetin’ the CecilyLady.

Mah ancestors were ginormous.

And jawsome.

SHARK FUN!

Buena Vista Shark Museum!

We’re in Bakerfield, biting stuff & acting the fools.

WOOOOO!

These fuds knew to stay away from me…

Maybe because imma shark…..

….or because I was screaming loudly:

“Come here, babeh steaks!” at them.

I drank the hell outta this.

Purple Rain.

Twice.

This is where I’m eating dinner.

Right on the Kern river…

Happeh weekend, g+.

I’m in alignment.

Whoa.

They DO burn…..blue fire!

But now I’m in trouble for lighting stuff on fire and making steenky smoke.

See what i do….FOR SCIENCE!