Author: Bruce Shark

This is a puffed rice cake.

It tastes like nothing.

NOTHING.

Like, air…but less tasty.

Why was this given to me?

Dave Thompson​ this is not fud.

Pants are stooopid…Here’s why.

A spider got in mah jammies and now I have 6 burning craters of burning….

Poison filled burning of spider bites.

With burning….probably shudda not scratched them.

I’M ITCHY AF!

Sometimes I just need to watch this.

Like right now.

11:58 p.m.

Crimson Peak

Alone.

First impression….if I were extremely wealthy, I’d rebuild that house brick by brick.

Love that house.

O.k.

Got the house kid free.

***EDIT: kids are gone for a bit, can watch spooopy stuff. Sheesh.

Suggestions for scary movies I should watch tonight either on Netflix or Amazon:

GO……

(I’m looking for truly scary, not just gore.)

Ergot poisoning.

Witches.

Wacky puritans.

Fascinating.

It’s a real thing.

Remember that time I said I wanted a goat?

I’m over it.

Watching “The Witch” right now.

Very spooooopy.

Eek.

Let you know how it was.

That was mah cousin, Veronica.

Nurse sharks don’t bite people usually.

The have to be provoked.

Apparently a group of people were grabbing her tail and bugging her.

****Edit: woman bit valid she was not in the group bugging the shark, she was nearby.

They killed mah cousin.

Humans….leave us alone.

We don’t like most of you at all, because you do dopey shit.

R.I.P Veronica. I miss you.

Best thing ever.

Lawrence Hults II​ this cheered me up, thanks.

Originally shared by Eve “Mrgldari” Sullivan

My life was incomplete.