Author: Bruce Shark

There.

ALL of the women I know: those who have trained with me, all friends, mothers, sisters, aunts, nieces, EVERYONE that i know who is female has encountered this.

It’s real, time to listen to them is long past.

WHOA….

JUST…..WHOA.

Never seen anything like this before.

The world is a weird place.

Originally shared by Filippo Salustri

Here’s what happens when a lake can’t decide whether to freeze.

Ahhh, memories.

Halloween 2014, Hannibal Theme….

SPOOOOOPY.

Behold, the Freckle Paw.

It successfully snagged a sardine.

Powerful and beguiling, The Freckle Paw.

Bobbi Jo Woods​ favorite thing rite meow

Sardines on toast with cream cheese.

Shark migraine cure.

Petter Hehebæk​ Løøk, fůd frům yër lånđ.

I’M EATING HOMEMADE COOKIES!

Coffee sugar cookies and chocolate chip and cookies and cream cookies…

Cecily Cooper​, YOU RULE.

Best timing EVER.

How did you know I needed fresh delishuuus cookies?!

Shared, a little.

Happeh shark is very happeh.

SOMEONE JUST SENT ME HOMEMADE COOKIES

IN THE MAIL.

Who was this magical person? !

So, I’ve missed what anyone of YOU folks did over the last two days

I’ve missed notifications.

….and I missed you guys.

Exhausted and worth it, today was parenting in a big way, and while it went swimmingly, I am really

WIPED OUT.

Hope to get back in the groove tomorrow, but right now, I’m gonna eat this sammich, hug this kid, and pass the heck out.

Smell ya tomorrow, g+ .

Fintastic shark art by mah favorite shark artist, Rob Alicea​….he nailed this moment.

Pretty much mah whole family right now…

All three of us waiting for stranger TO INVADE OUR HOME.

/…….aspie sharks can’t remain still/ must read/ have to obsessively straighten and align things…

All three of us doing what makes us O.K.

Or try to be O.K…

Git out of our shark cave.

GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Extra points to anyone who knows this movie.

HAPPY DEADPOOL DAY.

Just as perfect the second time…

So, sloppy seconds, but me no care.

And hey, turd muffins bringing your small kids….you suck.