LOOK AT IT.
It’s huge, and delishuuus, and was 2 dollars and some change….
O, Porto’s, you are a wicked wicked place.
LOOK AT IT.
Author: Bruce Shark
IMMA SHARK
Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type.
I build/make/fix things.
WE ATE BALLS…
WE ATE BALLS…
Lookit our balls.
They were ridiculously gud looking and super tasty.
Porto’s….
Porto’s….
This place is INSANE.
Jawsome day with the glamorous Nicole Johnson…
Jawsome day with the glamorous Nicole Johnson…
Zoolander2, and we also ate balls.
Porto’s potato balls.
It’s two plus minutes long. Two minutes…
It’s two plus minutes long. Two minutes…
Worth the listen.
Amazing kid.
Some onions may have been cut.
I want to summon a lemon.
I want to summon a lemon.
Lookit how cute he is.
h/t Gizmo the Sane
Originally shared by ThinkGeek
When transmutation gives you lemons… Comic by Jim K Benton
Apparently, it’s Spring now.
Apparently, it’s Spring now.
This is mah French Magnolia tree.
It has many birds in it.
They are chirpy and pigs.
When you eat in front of me…
When you eat in front of me…
DIS FACE.
LOOKIT…
LOOKIT…
I found a giant bacon.
My DEADPOOL movie opinion:
My DEADPOOL movie opinion:
NSFW, or, like sensitive, refined and decent people:
Run, don’t walk, or maybe even skip…
YEA,….Skip to see this movie.
You know how when you have an excellent meal, or awesome sex, or a really satisfying poop?
This movie was like that…I mean, not all at once, but…you get the picture.
I have zero complaints, and will be seeing it again…Extraordinary almost profound violence, razor sharp Deadpool snark, and the writers really did nail his persona. Ryan Reynolds IS Wade Wilson, and he IS Deadpool.
Treat your sweetheart to this wildly romantic and tender movie.
( Stay all the way till the very end of credits.)
Bruce Shark Swims 