Author: Bruce Shark

Fine.

You can have some crawdads and shrimp.

Stop looking at me like that, please.

It’s freaking me out.

Plus, I have a four day headache, and I’m trying to make Mardi Gras fuds.

We *bake a little shark in ours.

Wut you do today, g+?

When your cat hates multiple people and can’t decide who to keel first…

FEEL THE CAT HATE

LOOKIT.

This bunneh is eatin’ flowers.

Gizmo the Sane​ Sandy B​

Not even I wud snack on these.

WTF, SPAM.

Who told you this was O.K.?!

Just so many people need this.

Here to halp.

Also, don’t eat a 1/2 pound of cheese before sleeps.

Don’t do that.

I may never poop again.

Here, go git a swimsuit, you attention hoe.

B. Nevin​ found yer new office wear

Just nao, this finch let me boop *her nugget.

It’s a babeh.

Did not eat.

Gud nite, g+.

Please keep in mind:

…you are a magical, incredible, aware entity.

What some of you have endured, recovered from, loved, and paid forward astounds me.

One day, before I die, I want to see glow worm caves…

Lerato Majikfaerie​ and Thila White​…

Happy anniversary.

YUMMO, BEOTCHES.

Best sushi place ever.

Our server sang to my sister for her birthday, because she is all old and stuff and he felt bad for her….

We’ve had very large 3 bottles of saki…and some beers.

I might be drunk.