Author: Bruce Shark

Watch this.

It’s about football…happy Super Bowl, you weird bastards.

I don’t condone treating Debbie Reynolds, or any other woman for that matter, as a football.

SHE’S A FOOTBALL.

A FOOTBALL.

Well, after publicly shaming Squeak…

Found out why she wanders the house at night scream-meowing and the poop accidents…

Feline senility. I forgot Squeak is pretty old.

She acts so spry and jolly, kitten-like.

I feel like a beeg stoopid head asshole shark.

Hey!

The person responsible for sending sharkling books?

THANKS!

Kermit as a babeh.

Happy Friday, g+.

Kermit, 15 plus years ago…

He was a very mellow dude (toward people) and pretty much jumped out of his fur at everything….very jumpy.

When we brought Sharkling home, he became extremely jellis, and hated the new addition. He changed.

Every chance he got, he’d get into the bouncer, babeh sling, stroller…

And yea, before you ask, we had to carry him around like this, or he’d swat and go extra mean at sharkling.

Bobbi Jo Woods​​ Here is The Kermie Cat.



Collection of giant microbes….

Have most of them.

Lerato Majikfaerie​

Got some srs huevos, Squeak.

No treats.

Asshat cat.

Mah sister hadn’t heard of Roosh or wutever his stoopid face is.

After I told her about him, she was like dis here cat.

She then came up with the idea that him and Martin Shkreli should be stripped nekkid, super glued face-to-face, and dumped in a woman’s prison.

I do love mah sister.

So, I have a problem.

I love mah fronds dog.

Nicole Johnson​, Gizmo is beyond cute, and I’d have zero ability to say no to him.

Please know if I ever get called on to dog sit, I’ll completely suck at discipline.

Dem brown eyes. I’m weak.

This is a feather duster parakeet.

Gud nite.