
Sleep tight.

Sleep tight.

An expression of shark anatomy using fried potato products.
Two.
O Yeaaa……

I am a Pastafarian.
Mah local DMV has denied mah rights to wear the holy headgear that is part of mah faith in the California Drivers License picture.
I will fight.
I will be victorious.
R’amen.
It’s perfect.
Thanks Piera Coppola
Originally shared by Piera Coppola
The Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell … in LEGO. You’re welcome!
Romanian artist Mihai Marius Mihu spent seven months recreating the hellish visions of the Nine Circles of Hell from Dante’s Divine Comedy using almost 40,000 Lego bricks.
#PopArt #PopCulture #LEGO

Damn.
Mah older sister’s face when:
I drop a box of toothpicks, and she says:
“How many toothpicks, Rain Man?”
And I say, “I’m not that kind of autistic…”
And she’s like : “Then what good are you, you aspie mutha fukka!”….and laughs hysterically.
Shot down.
Vengeance shall be mine.

Elizabeth Keen is a poo poo head.
Yea, Red has been right, every single time, doofus.
Y u no listen?
Ever git mad at yer show and wanna stab stuff?
That’s me…right now.
Impotent fin raised to the sky in rage.
Don’t judge me.

For Laur P…
You know why.

Hey Nicole Johnson?
You are fintastic…and, thank you…
I already see some designs to adapt into mah entire body tattoo.

YEP.
I get this…often enough to make me go full shark, hard.
BITE ME.
Christopher Butler, you have my empathy and TEETH….Who do I bite?
Originally shared by Christopher Butler
New-ish Coworker: “Can you draw a dog from a photo for a friend’s Christmas present? I mean, I don’t want to go downtown to a real artist and pay hundreds of dollars. I’d rather just pay a few dollars.” #HowAboutNo

Hey, guys?
I’m not impressed.
I like some of you, very much, but HANDWRITING WARS?
Really? So wut?
Meh….try writing with your FACE…
….or scotch taping a pen/pencil/brush to a digit-less fin, and writing.
THEN I’ll be impressed.
#facewritingwars
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