Author: Bruce Shark

Watched The Birds last night.

Was struck how much Alicia Silverspoon looks like Tippi.

Also, that birds are weird.

Think about it.

Birds are really really weird.

Every damn day.

“Hey, worst superpower EVER…you’re out…

just kidding, you’re in….no, you’re out…

Go sit down…”

Notice the tortie has no fear…

EDIT:

some of these appear to be zucchini, not cucumbers.

Thank you Bobbi Jo Woods​​ and Shannon Shoffner​ for correction. 

All four cats are cucumber proof.

All four were ambushed with said cucumber, and had an utter lack of response to the veggie intrusion.

The video taken of all four was lackluster and frankly, a rather big disappointment.

Maybe living with sharks has made them desensitized to danger.

These would all be excellent.

Admittedly, I might be biased.

Thanks Kay Holland​!

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Just silly enough to share with Bruce Shark​

Here I come to save the daaaayyy….

thanks, J….

it’s nice to be acknowledged and stuff…

Me, most of the time…

Srsly….Wait, no…not serious but really.

Hey Nicole Johnson​ you are doing THIS.

Throw your head back and laugh at them.

They cannot match yer wit.

Yes….

YESSSS…

Hey, you weight liftin’ marathon running superwoman Nicole Johnson​…

Date night, you and me, Babeh.

With approximately 3500 great whites in the wild and several other shark species at severe risk…

It’s time to stop the finning thing.

You need us. You may not like us, but you need us.

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