Author: Bruce Shark

Moo, dammit.

We are babeh cows.

Fluffeh.

Sleep happeh, g+….

C IS FOR COOKIE

that’s gud enuff for me.

HEY!

I’m in a LAKE!

Lake Arrowhead, I am IN you….

Premium deer, with magical qualities.

They are glowy eyed, inspirational, psychic, and really smart.

For Bobbi Jo Woods​ and Kimberly Chapman​ and Rob Pearson​

Yer welcome.

Regular deer.

Inspirational deer.

Damn…

Someone has rustled jimmies.

This truck was in an accident, then salt to the wound, someone gave it a new paint job.

Well, this is shameful…

Binge watching Blacklist, because of Nicole Johnson​ who I thought was my FRIEND…

I didn’t even want another show, and she said,

“OooOoo…you’d love Blacklist, watch it…”

So 5 episodes later, and it’s 2:15 a.m. and I need tacos….

This is just shameful.

And humans freak out when they see a shark in the drive thru.

This is mah life. Don’t judge me.

Meet Archibald F. Murray….

Squeak has made fast friends with him.

HALLOWEEN RULES.

Dammit.

Having a coffee, chillin’…SUV pulls up, dude starts throwing crap out his window, and is yelling abusive crap at a woman…she us pleading for him to stop, and he ramps it up.

There is a kid in the car…She keeps saying, “Please not in front of Jake!”

Have the coffee shop call sheriff, because if they call, sheriff shows up faster.

Not a snitch, but KID IN CAR. WOMAN TERRIFIED.

They come, light show, four units, yank him out, put him in back of squad car…and talk to her.

After 20 minutes of phone calls and searching… They ask her if she is o.k….she says “No…” starts crying…They told her she needs to take the kid and walk…then says, “I’m o.k….nevermind.”

They let him go. Nothing they were gonna hold him on…chances are very good she’ll get beaten later. Which messes with every feel in me.

Please please please leave abusive people as soon as you can. Research on the Internet safer ways to leave. It’s scary, it’s hard. The alternative is worse.

Also, poor Jake. Hard way to grow up.

LEAVE THEM.