Because I promised, also, SCIENCE…
Read the whole thing.
It’s true.
Shark poop after eating Halloween burger:
GREEN.
And I’m not talking any sorta half-assed green.
I’m talking GREEN…SUPER GREEN.
Which is spoopy poopy.
BOOOO!
Author: Bruce Shark
IMMA SHARK
Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type.
I build/make/fix things.
Kevin Bacon made of Bacon.
Kevin Bacon made of Bacon.
Dave Thompson Ha, so there.
The Halloween Burger.
The Halloween Burger.
Yea, I’m a sucker for Halloween marketing.
I will, again, sacrifice mahself to test stuff for you hoomins…
That black bun is sexah AF…
….it calls to my Dark Side.
It’s the Vader Burger.
#forscience
LOOKIT DIS LITTLE GUY!
LOOKIT DIS LITTLE GUY!
Originally shared by Samantha Moon
Doodle for the day :3
Cinnamon roll french toast.
Cinnamon roll french toast.
Nothing like making breakfast and not eating it.
File under: stuff you do for yer sharkling.
#sharkparentingsacrifice
Ever wake up and the first thing you see here is EXACTLY yer day?
Ever wake up and the first thing you see here is EXACTLY yer day?
Yep this covers it…
Many hahahahaha’s to Chris Light….
Yer mother is a squid and dresses you funneh.
Originally shared by the_skinny _drummer
My spirit animal vs Bruce Shark… Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!
Smell gud.
Smell gud.
No steenk.
Important bulletin just in:
Important bulletin just in:
If you hate sharks, probably shouldn’t follow me.
Being a shark, I post a lotta shark news.
Also, suck it shark haters.
LOOKIT wut I got…
LOOKIT wut I got…
Bunch of skellys.
Really spoopy.
Hurry Halloween.
Geez….sorry.
Geez….sorry.
Almost forgot to post the great pic I got of the blood moon…
It was spoopy and very fierce.
And a little grumpeh.
Boo to you too, blood moon.
Bruce Shark Swims 