Author: Bruce Shark

IMMA SHARK Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type. I build/make/fix things.

O.k…above me.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

O.k…above me.

Cool bugs from afar, but I’m with Crystal McBride​

Don’t be LOOKING at me, and swiveling yer head.

Yer a bug…and shouldn’t be all LOOKING AT ME…and TRACKING me.

Yer head should stay in a fixed position, dammit.

(and yes, I did in fact, scream “like a little bitch”… thank you to mah family for labeling and shaming me.)

STOP READING IF :

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

STOP READING IF :

You are easily offended with regard to religious stuff…seriously, just keep moving.

Probably shouldn’t follow me.

Went to get lunch.

Double chikkin curry FTW! Both fins way up.

But hark? Someone handing out fear mongering wack in MY TOWN? Near my favorite curry place?

Apparently, the word is out.

I’m marked.

Marked for eternal burning and burning and burning. With like actual fire and pitchforks and stuff…

Now maybe my hearty, robust, and possibly overly loud laughter in response was a bit much, it’s just…..wow.

I wouldn’t hand me something like this.

Given my mood, I wouldn’t hand me anything, except maybe a large tuna or bacon wrapped seal with a growler of good beer.