Author: Bruce Shark

IMMA SHARK Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type. I build/make/fix things.

Longest straw EVER.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Longest straw EVER.

Usually I wouldn’t try to best a kid, but the challenge was laid down, and I won.

37 feet of straw…

…and yea, it sucked just fine.

Charles Strebor​​​ For yer consideration.

(Please note the colorful and organized straw configuration. )

Thanks to April “Tabasco” Olson for her human help. 

Please, join me…

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Please, join me…

I am saddened as I just accidentally deleted the most epic hangout invite of ever.

Because of my stance on human rights as a shark why I CARE is beyond me, really

however, I was just invited to:

” … beseech God to cleanse the filth the beast of 666 has befouled me with by denying Our Lord and becoming atheist…”

Apparently, my support of “disgusting sodomites and listening to the Beast of all lies” has made me twisted and ugly in the eyes of the angels.

Also, if I don’t, I will burn in eternal buring.

That’s a lot of burning.

/….sigh…

I turned this problem over to FSM…

can I get a Ra-men?

I shamelessly and brazenly stole this from +Dryade Geo

Originally shared by Dryade Geo

Go to Hell.

Actually it looks like a fun day out.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/hell-michigan

Sup?

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Sup?

*EDIT…

whoops forgot…this isn’t mah art…

it’s the brilliant creator of Lanny D. Shark,

Rob Alicea​​

*EDIT AGAIN:

I am for LGBT / human rights.

What you may see here is copy pasta, and heavy satire for the most part.

I speak for myself only, and will say this in closing:

Sup?