I’m sitting in a chilly cave.

I’m sitting in a chilly cave.

A/C restored. Jawsome.

Then i read this…

AND MAH DAY BECOMES JAWSOMER.

These idiots messed with the wrong woman…

She is kick ass, completely.

Thank you, Michelle C​…

#womanpower #badasswomen

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He messed with the wrong one

/……sigh…..

/……sigh…..

IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART OR MIGHT BE EASILY OFFENDED/TRIGGERED BY SHARK SEX ORGANS, PLEASE LEAVE NOW…

For those who keep posting dolphins, smug stupid smelly evil dolphins…

For those who missed the post on my….

um…attributes…

I’m looking at YOU, you pervy Aussie bastid, The Legendary Rob​…

Here…

AHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHH!

So imma in a nice hotel, buzzed, hanging with friends, fresh from the pool (yes I snacked)

and Vanessa the lovely cocktail server brought me dreenks…

NOW….Back in room….

HANNIBAL ENDS TONIGHT.

Fud, dreenks, deeply sad and freaking OUT.

Wut will happen?

Did I mention : AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!