Author: Bruce Shark

Astounding work.

I want all of these.

Mz Maau​ lookit the awesomeness.

Mind mah bite…

Nite.

Stolen from +Mary J B

Originally shared by ****

Brett Lipton watch out for this.   One for Bruce Shark 

I was at the beach and saw a lovely lady.

Modesty is gud…

And swimming is probably really easy in this…

Waffles H​ come on in water’s fine.

Shakin’ mah great white shark bootay…

Dance with me…

Watch out….

So this…

Chill.

Feelz gud…..

This expression about sums it up.

We get this look a lot trying to figure out why humans do the stuff they do.

Thanks to Chris Phenomenal​…that’ll do.

Originally shared by Chris Phenomenal

Fucking humans.

Hey, look Nicole Johnson​…

I’m all successful and stuff.

The first fortune confoosed me.

I like the second one better.

And why, yes, I do eat fortune cookies until I find one I like.

So what.

Good nite.

Crude teenage boy humor…

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

So, two teenage boys during the summer on forced caretaking mode. They do weird stuff.

Need to drink hot peppermint tea to aid digestion and help recover bowel function.

So, 16 year old nephew gets full potato, runs around living room, flinging a used teabag all over like a weapon, screaming :

“IMMA TEABAG NINJA! FEAR ME! ” wildly “teabagging” cousin (sharkling) and ME, cats, objects…nothing is safe.

I am 13.

Now we are laughing so hard I am certain I’ve torn something and he releases a “KAAAAAIIII!” and strikes a dramatic Bruce Lee pose if Bruce Lee ever fought with a used teabag..

……and due to the extreme violence of his movement, the bag rips open, sending peppermint tea everywhere.

Even stuck to the ceiling and fan.

I am so tired from laughing I need a nap.

Beware testosterone and caretaking.

Weird stuff happens.

My living room smells great.

For my cake goddess frond Kimberly Chapman​

Old timey edible project.

Make great cupcake toppers.

Hollyhock dolls….

If you decide to make any, please post and tag me