
Remember a long time ago when I said I was gassy?
Here, like dis…
I’m the blimp of sharks…
I stole this from Juanita The Midnight Joker
Thanks.
Originally shared by ****
Freaky!

Remember a long time ago when I said I was gassy?
Here, like dis…
I’m the blimp of sharks…
I stole this from Juanita The Midnight Joker
Thanks.
Originally shared by ****
Freaky!

I stole this image.
It’s a cute dog.
Apparently having adhesions clipped off of intestinal parts that were wrapped up and sluggish means they have to remember how to function.
Stay away. I’m gassy.
Like, a lot.
Sweet mother of raptor jebus….
Just look at the dog.

She IS smiling….inside…where it counts.
I, however, am grinning like mad, with all 300 teef.
You da best, Bobbi Jo Woods…Thanks.
Art supplies will be ordered and again, smiles will be had.

Every Sunday….
Yep….
Originally shared by ****
Creepy…😔😞

Happy Caturd-
Wait…..bandits!
He’s horrid.
Unsolicited advice of a shark moment:
This is one of the three books I like clients to read before we start working together…
The overwhelming majority of violence is done by men, across all cultures, races, past and present.
So I’m going to address here violence done against women by men.
I’d like to address a common problem briefly :
“The Not Nice, Nice guy” Syndrome
‘Charm’ and ‘being charming’ and other what appear to be personality traits are actually techniques used to obtain trust, and even just a momentary relaxing of boundaries….it only takes a minute or two, that’s all they need…
A predator has an agenda. Learn what they say, who they’ll say it to, and words and mannerisms they employ.
There is a difference between living in irrational fear, and trusting that gut instinct that yells at you: “There is something very wrong here!”
This book will cleanly and wonderfully illustrate the difference, and how to keep safe.
Buy it for yourself, your wife, girlfriend, daughters, friends, men, women, third gender, whomever.
This came up because my best friend’s twins are going away to college in Idaho, and both parents are very worried and want to arm them with something.
Two copies of this book and a stack of cash will be my gift to them…some quick training reviews on how to protect themselves physically as well.
It’s an important and useful read.
Take it from a shark.
(Also a great book if you are married or dating a “Not nice nice guy”….learn how to leave them safer, have an exit strategy….simple breaking up doesn’t work…they will always ramp it up.)





This Pixie hamster is for Raven Smith who is having some surgery this morning.
It’s gonna be o.k., we swear it.
Ask for morphine, Momma…
also, Katherine Bond because :My hamster

Petting mah face is invited and encouraged….
Please do this whenever you see me.
Nite.
h/t tony hunt
Originally shared by Christina Smith
Petting a Great White Shark.

When the best neighbors on earth find out you are laid up…
Roasted chicken and taco makings, fresh watermelon and oreos….
I love these people so hard….
#lifeofaluckyshark