Author: Bruce Shark

Mah plumeria tree has exploded in flowers.

Smells like Kauai.

Ah, the many joys of parenting…

Remember them teef he got taken out?

Well, was sitting down with sharkling and his friend who is staying over, about to play cards when he says…

“I’m cold.”

“Uh, it’s totally hot in here, son…”

Yep.

He’s running a 102.2 Temp at 10:45 p.m.

Call nurse hotline number, nurse says take him to ER if you can’t reach his dentist…find dentist after hours number, calls in prescription for antibiotic and heavy duty ibuprofen to 24 pharmacy.

Woof.

Kid shark, please be o.k.

These are the eyes for his creepy spoooopy toof sculpture I’m making for him, with all his teef.

Maybe if someone is not actively hurting you or a child or an animal you could just mind yer own bidness and not call the Popo on them?

People, stop being asshats and misusing the police.

It’s Stoopid and a Butthead move.

Knock it off.

This is a gud gud thing.

Fighting childhood cancer…

Because FUCK CANCER.

Please read/donate/share if ya can.

Go kick some cancer ass, Russell.

Originally shared by Russell Holly

This month I decided to do something new, and ride for Children’s Cancer Research. I thought I was pushing it trying to get to 250 miles in a month, and did not think I could raise $500, but I wanted to try.

So far I have ridden 300 miles, and raised $2,316.21. On both accounts, I am truly blown away. I’ve had so much support, from Chris Sewell riding with me everywhere and so many people donating. It’s been a blast.

I’m making one last push, to 350 miles ridden. I’m asking you to help me get to $2,500 raised to match. That’s $183.79 I need to raise before Saturday night.

Anything you can do, even just sharing this post, would be deeply appreciated.

Um….

I cud hack yer printer, yo.

At mechanic’s office.

L33t haxxor sumthin sumthin üb3r