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IMMA SHARK Swim fast, Aspergers/ADD/ and sorta a goofy a little bit Spock-ish Daffy Duck type. I build/make/fix things.

Sharkling tried to “Cat Shame” Turtle.

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Sharkling tried to “Cat Shame” Turtle.

Turtle doesn’t care; Turtle is a Duchess.

Happy Pee Wherever You Want Day!

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My tree went off today.

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

My tree went off today.

A plethora of plumeria.

Smells like Kauai up in here.

Where’s the hula ladies?

Where’s mah cocktail?

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They are starting to trust me….

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

They are starting to trust me….

Gud, gud….

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Art…

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Art…

Octopus… Mz Maau​ Laura Klein Stephens​

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Whoops.

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Whoops.

This just in….

Nao, rilly, gud nite….

This conclude Shark Broadcasting…

I will be casting no moar broads.

*clicky linky, see babeh fox move around

http://i.imgur.com/JCK27my.gifv
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“We’re next….”

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

“We’re next….”

Why, yes……you are.

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Mah burrito had a face.

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Mah burrito had a face.

Ate it anyway.

Gud nite, G+

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My sister got me toothpaste…

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

My sister got me toothpaste…

Darkside toothpaste.

Bwahahhahaaa.

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I want you to know, wutever color, creed, sex, way you are….you are like rainbows….

June 13, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

I want you to know, wutever color, creed, sex, way you are….you are like rainbows….

I love you all.

Because to me, you are all meat colored.

Meaty…and delishuuuus.

#sharklove

#sharknews

#sharkrecipes

Rainbow from the damn parking lot.

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Migraine can kiss mah shark buttocks.

June 12, 2015 by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

Migraine can kiss mah shark buttocks.

Gonna Dremel a hole in my head, let pain demons out.

Instead of the well wishes or weird advice or snarky asides, let’s make this interesting…

Tell me your weirdest talent, favorite comfort food, or worst nightmare.

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