
Sharkling tried to “Cat Shame” Turtle.
Turtle doesn’t care; Turtle is a Duchess.
Happy Pee Wherever You Want Day!

Sharkling tried to “Cat Shame” Turtle.
Turtle doesn’t care; Turtle is a Duchess.
Happy Pee Wherever You Want Day!

My tree went off today.
A plethora of plumeria.
Smells like Kauai up in here.
Where’s the hula ladies?
Where’s mah cocktail?

They are starting to trust me….
Gud, gud….

Art…
Octopus… Mz Maau Laura Klein Stephens
Whoops.
This just in….
Nao, rilly, gud nite….
This conclude Shark Broadcasting…
I will be casting no moar broads.
*clicky linky, see babeh fox move around

“We’re next….”
Why, yes……you are.

Mah burrito had a face.
Ate it anyway.
Gud nite, G+

My sister got me toothpaste…
Darkside toothpaste.
Bwahahhahaaa.

I want you to know, wutever color, creed, sex, way you are….you are like rainbows….
I love you all.
Because to me, you are all meat colored.
Meaty…and delishuuuus.
#sharklove
#sharknews
#sharkrecipes
Rainbow from the damn parking lot.

Migraine can kiss mah shark buttocks.
Gonna Dremel a hole in my head, let pain demons out.
Instead of the well wishes or weird advice or snarky asides, let’s make this interesting…
Tell me your weirdest talent, favorite comfort food, or worst nightmare.