Author: Bruce Shark

SHINY THING WUT ARE YOU?

CHOMP CHEW CHEW CHOMP

Not fud…

Originally shared by Наталья

Акула,милый ротик……..

At my work space, this happened…

Hello, thing of my youth…

Pop in my mouth and make me happy.

Man, that sounds….really, really wrong.

I got caught in mah process…

Thanks G Ras​​…had no idea you were watchin’.

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Can’t sleep….

Because I am so moved and strangely motivated to stick peacock feathers in my-

never mind that…

…..just look upon this majestic-ness…

Kurt Brown​…it’s beautiful.

Originally shared by Kurt Brown

OK Johnny Zed, my drawing skills are lacking, but the concept was stuck in my head. I give you my interpretation of Majestic Peacock Bruce Shark breaching the surface.

I love peacocks.

Majestic peacock of the sea…me.

(inb4 inappropriate *pen jokes.)

*I cannot believe my phone believes “penis” is not o.k. to write….jeez.

thanks Johnny Zed​​ for finding the best stuff.

Originally shared by Johnny Zed

Bruce Shark​ apparently you were caught in the act.

This is OUR TwinPeaky cat lady.

That cat is 19 years old.

Usually, it’s in a stroller.

This woman can go from nice and somewhat sane to abusive, yelling violent in 2.7 seconds.

You never know. And that cat?

Looks totally like Grumpy Cat.

Grumpy Cat​​…you has a twin.

I already said.

That was me.

I’ve been working out.

Originally shared by Chuck Jackson

WHOA!

AWESOME great white, right here…

But, I do not know about you, I am relatively confident there are even BIGGER ones out there that we just have not seen/videoed yet in the DEEP BLUE SEA… What do you think? 

High fin, G+….

long day needs to end.

Nite.

Great gif of me high finning a diver...

click below