Author: Bruce Shark

And…..

written down in calendar to pick up.

Glad to see Allie Brosh​ and Duncan and doges are well.

Wooo…

Nope.

Shouldn’t be “social” rite nao.

My mood is NOT conducive to forming meaningful sentences, let alone friendships.

See you fun-loving, crazy kids laters, I got stuff to do.

Tag me if there is an important thing that requires shark notice.

Picture from mah 1988 album, MC SHARK RAP THROW DOWN “EAT SUM FACE”

Can’t sleep.

So thought I’d share.

Sharing is caring.

A lot of people tell me they like sharks, and find us charming and all that.

Lip service.

Srsly, commit.

This guy did.

O this was me so hard tonight…

Thanks Eric Muller​

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When life gives you a tennis ball it’s advisable to pass it to the Alpha male.

Dear G+ peoples.

My apologies.

I sincerely suck at hangout messages.

Have no idea WTH I did, but to anyone that sent me a hangout message, I just saw a bunch of them nao…and best way to get me to see something private is to make a private post until I figure out what I did to make mah phone so angry.

Not ignoring you, just challenged.

I figure it’s a “fin thang” and claim potato.

Also, I suck at these claw games.

Nothing ever drops.

Ever.

Yep.

Everything is spiders. 

From the much adored in this house forever Allie Brosh​​…lurve you.

Pretty certain I have this wrong.

I was supposed to GET a babeh animal, but instead Robert Partridge​ told me he “picked baby seals” for me and that I need to post a picture of said baby seal and pay this forward….

Um…

To counteract all the negative images and stuff on the Internet, I am posting baby animals…respond to this and I’ll chose a baby animal for you…

I am apparently not actually GETTING any baby animals, for cuddling or eating.

Think the “IMMA SHARK” mighta been lost here

NOOOOOOO!

Look at them, for reals.

I’m telling you guys, this isn’t o.k.