Author: Bruce Shark

I sparkle, Public Figure Flores​

I AM SEXI GIL.

My sister helped me achieve my glamorous look after several vodka Nyquil cocktails.

I am a confident proud shark.

And I sparkle.

Thanks for the Kleenex, card, and stuffed guys…

My whiny sick self appreciates it.

That Chewbacca kills.

Good pal is good.

April Olson​

Why do I need this much mucas?

Why isn’t the Nyquil working?

Why am I hungry for Pete’s sake?

Who the Hell is Pete and why should I care about his sake?

WILL THIS BE FOREVER?!

Stuff to do when yer sick….

I am so doing this…

Thanks Gorgor Gor​ for the idea…

Originally shared by Gorgor Gor

Neat

Do you think they know when we’re sick?

Do your fuzzy friends act differently when you are ill?

Discuss.

Yep.

Sharks DO cry…especially when they realize at 2:42 a.m. that no amount of cold&flu medication, hot compresses, asprin, and even homemade hot chicken soup (thanks Sis) will make me well enough to go to the last day of

MONSTERPALOOZA.

I go. It’s a THING.

But there is no way I can make it.

Weak as a babeh kitten and no rest…nope.

Not gonna go.

And I’m pissed, whiny, bitey….but mostly….

Just sad.

Salty tears. Salty. Taste them.

thanks to Geoffrey Snyder​ for this lovely picture of mah pain and sorrow face.

Just in time.

Turtle and the bones of the defeated.

Gud nite.

It was fun until it wasn’t.

Red Lobster has zero sense of humor around diving to bottom of tank to retrieve your OWN lobsters.

It’s not like it’s the first time this shark has been kicked out of a seafud establishment, and I am certain it won’t be the last.

The always funny creative Johnny Zed​ googley-eyed my picture and now it’s better.

googley eyes make everything better.