Author: Bruce Shark

Wud hug.

Baste in BBQ sauce and…hug.

Stolen in a predator sorta way from Skyler g​

Originally shared by Skyler g

yummm ….

Thomas S​….

Liek dis.

I can’t sleep.

Noticed there is more Cookie Crisp.

Woo hoo! Late night cereal.

But….

WTF with giving them eyes?

She is a Goddess with an elegant timeless hairline.

She cooks with the ease of a Michelin chef.

She creates wondrous art, lush gardens, makes insane devilishly stylish cocktails.

This you all know.

However, when left in the dark and fed a steady diet of very rare Bulgarian Gin and quail flesh cooked on an weeping willow wood fire by the light of the moon….

Lily Alice​ becomes the Forest Faerie Banshee.

Do not make any sudden moves….do not stare into her eyes….

I will find you….

….even in the dark……

I can make anything scary.

Playground duck pic by Aaron Renfro​

and I creepified it a bit.

OoooOooooo….

This is pocket shark, Catherine Maguire​.

Don’t be deceived by his seemingly fluffeh sweet demeanor.

He’s some real backup in a fight; ready to get scrappy.

I meant something subtle but fun, like this,

Jason Walters​….

Makes your eyes POP!

Hot dog legs.

Because Crystal Michelle​ said so….