A short poem about maybe possibly catching something from being around humans
No.
No no no no no…No.
Headache and bowel discomfort
Not gonna throw up no. No.
No no no no…watery eyes
Chills and fevery
Barfy bad bad
Just…No.
By Bruce Shark
I BETTER FEEL 100% BETTER AMAZING JAWSOME IN THE MORNING OR I WILL BE BITING ASSES
Dearest kids:
Yer welcome….
I loved the cards.
Stuckin D’South
Also thank you to: Heather Hult for graduation card for sharkling and gift.
Blacky T. Roach for cool sharky postcard from Germany.
So cool wish I cud have gone too.
Lisa Cohen cool new novel postcard!
Ann G love mah new little shark frond.
Been awhile since I’d been to the shark mail box.
I don’t know who did this.
Your gift made me very loud, then very very quiet.
The timing…it made me….let’s just say: I found my corn.
Thank you.
This is how we do.
The Bruce look….of love.
Originally shared by Cristina Zenato
I rarely post images of wide open shark jaws because that’s not how sharks swim around.
Shark jaws are connected to the skulls through a series of muscles that allows them to drop the jaw down and thrust it forward in what is then posted as the “shot” in the moment of the final bite. It’s what I call the “Bruce” look.
In this screens shots from a video it’s evident the anatomy of a Bruce bite but the final image shows how sharks normally look and swim around.
#exploration #education #conservation
Taking a wee break.
Be well g+.
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If you ever visit Iceland, this place was just amazing…
I enjoyed everything about my visit here…the food was phenomenal, the drinks were ^/, and the service was superb.
I miss Iceland.
Wonder if they’d let me back in….
When there isn’t anything gud at the lame ass BBQ…..
Stolen from Sue T.
Originally shared by Leon Bond
JFC, people…
1.) Don’t drink and drive, fuckers…stop
2.) Try living one day w/o growing and feeding drama bullshit.
3.) Being kind or polite or considerate isn’t a weakness; and assuming it is will eventually git you bit.
4.) Pick up your dog shit….not my dog, this IS MY FRONT YARD, YOU DUMB ASS….I’m gonna follow you to YER HOUSE and return it to you.
Pls respek mah grumpeh old shark lament.
Srsly stahp yer shit…
Today has left me like:
Dear Canada…
We’re sorry.
Bruce Shark Swims 