Category: Bruce Shark

I’m not back 100% yet, but I’m working on it.

Slept most of the day….WEIRD.

So, wut did I miss?

Thanks for all the well wishes and humor…

Feeling much better.

A lot like a toddler, tho….I eat, i whine, I sleep…

Sleep seems to be wut the plan is, so I’ll watch a movie and crash….

Can’t wait to get back in the swim, missed what’s going on with y’all….hope everything/everyone is capitol.

NOM NOM NOM.

Yea, it hurt to get up and answer the cave door.

But it was worth it…so very worth it.

EXPLODING KITTENS

Yep.

It’s weird to see a picture that captures your state of being so precisely…

a portrait, in frosting, of my anguish.

I look forward to recovering my previous self, but for now, this pretty much says it all.

thanks to Hugh Janus​ for finding it…it’s me, dude

Originally shared by Robyn Henry

Y so srs, bed controller thing?

This swing shift nurse hates sharks…

….it’s 2:47 a.m. and she no care I’m in some pretty hard core pain.

Documenting this moment to make sure I mention to the charge nurse….

Definitely shark-hater.

O, never give sharks steroids…we are allergic…

We break out in rage.

When you ask nurse *bae for something to dreenk…

…and she gives you a tiny moist sponge on a stick.

*never before have I used the slang “bae”…

It felt cheap and foreign…doing it weird

See you yahoos in a few…

Asking for the gud stuff….

PUT STUFF IN THAT BAG AND LET ME FLY!

Something about whites and Ball canning jars.

I don’t even know…

p.s. HALP I’M STUCK

A Better Pain Scale…..

…and yes, I am pulling a Fight Club and planting these around the hospital and giving them to nurses…..Project Mayhem.

From the ever fintastic Allie Brosh​….I love you, Allie….so hard.