Category: Bruce Shark

This looks like my TurtleCat…

Torties are bad asses…

I’m not surprised this cat survived.

Torties are warrior cats.

Thanks mary Zeman​ for the tortie cat awesomeness.

Originally shared by mary Zeman

Aww that is one lucky cat!

http://wtop.com/watercooler/2015/07/cat-found-alive-aboard-sunken-boat-pulled-from-lake-havasu/

Please meet mah cousin, the narrownose chimera.

Her name is Harriet.

thanks for this cuteness, Genie Reynolds​

Ever just tread water and think about how weird dreaming is?

Just float and remember the crap you dreamt and go : “Whooooaaaa…..”

Almost zero sleep, but what I did get included a huge old Victorian house I bought that got flooded, and finding that one of the closets was a breeding ground for a new species of aquatic hamsters.

I can’t sleep….

So I’m just gonna watch you sleep, o.k.?

All dem feet posts?

Meh. Feet, who needs ’em?

Fin and HUGE clasper post for Nick Bartolo​ and Jamaa L​….Yep, that’s all me.

Yer welcome.

Bring them back….

IKEA USA​ we love them….let us have our sharks back…

https://www.change.org/p/ikea-bring-back-the-ikea-plush-shark?recruiter=44988047&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_facebook_responsive&utm_term=des-lg-no_src-custom_msg&fb_ref=Default

Here’s me re-GUARDING drama online….

I need someone to make this outfit for me, shark sized.

Public Service Announcement:

It’s o.k. to ignore shit sometimes…

And actually, I find :

it’s o.k. to ignore most shit, most of the time.

Also:

Ignore this.

Ignore and block me.

Go ahead.

Block me.

p.s. I’m hungry.

Yep…

I need this in a XXXXXXXXTRA shark size…

Thanks Tiffao 티파니​….it IS very me.

Originally shared by 티파니Tiffao

Found a shirt that screams Bruce Shark 

Closer….closer….

CHOMP!

🙂 Yum….

Originally shared by Tracey Nakamura