Category: Bruce Shark

I’d probably get along swimmingly with this human….

Gud morning.

Paging Stacy Frazer​ paging Stacy Frazzzerrr….

Your shoes have arrived…

🙂

*helping humanity decorate with sharks since 1968…

Kita sez to thank all of you for the good mojo and wishes for her well being and recovery.

She also wants you to know she is stoned beyond belief.

Gud nite.

I don’t post political stuff…like ever.

But am I so very tired of this asshole.

Please push him in water humans, and let me help you out with ridding the world of an obnoxious moron….

Originally shared by AATTP

Mike Huckabee Wants Female Fox Coworkers to Know it’s Unladylike to Swear (Video)

One of my all-time favorite exercises is to weave words like “contumacious” and “obdurate” together with common “curse words” into a tapestry of gloriously foul language that you need one of those huge Oxford dictionaries to understand completely. It helps to shake the notion that just because you swear, you’re uneducated or “trashy,” like Huckabee claims here.

http://aattp.org/mike-huckabee-wants-female-fox-coworkers-to-know-its-unladylike-to-swear-video/

Gud night, weirdos…

Remember: beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

In naked mole rat culture, she is considered a perfect 10.

This kid…

Watching television with sharkling while we ate lunch….

Watch just the kid in lower left corner.

He just ate yer soul, and found it delishhhious.

Look at this….another cat that looks almost exactly like my Kita…

Very weird, as she is very unique

My cat has a doppelganger!

Kita is first pic.

I’ll have what she’s having.

Talk about medically induced bliss.

Kita has a pretty happy stone going.

I now want a pain patch.

Do they come in shark?

Cuz this coffee ain’t doin’ it….

Art by the amazing Rob Alicea​

Somebody is super stoned.

Kita got a kitteh 2 week pain patch and a Cone of Shame.

The x-rays re-pissed me off…shark rage isn’t pretty.

Pelvis cracked by impact of round, and you can see where some of it is way too close to the spinal column to go digging around.

If she doesn’t recover use of her leg at all, they will operate…she goes back in two weeks and must keep cone on, as patch is apparently some wicked awesome stuff and if she licks it, she can OD.

And no, before you smart asses ask, I didn’t lick her leg……they told me not to, that her meds won’t work on me.

Staff was amazing, and really do care.

Lucky for me, they don’t treat sharks and couldn’t get on me about MY health or shots.

Thanks for all your kind words and wishes, it helped us deal….

Offers of help with money for vet, zombie attack squads, a place to vent, and hormonal vengeance brought to kitteh shooter were wonderful.

Beeg salty shark hugs.