Category: Bruce Shark

This should be a thing.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

This should be a thing.

I need funding so I can approach a genetic engineer mad scientist to make Panther Sharks.

Thanks Johnny Zed  You have created a goal…NAY- A DREAM for the future…a future where sharks have panther capabilities and can prowl upon land. I will make sure you get one of the best from the first litter of panther sharklings…

O Boy.

by Bruce Shark, posted in Bruce Shark

O Boy.

I got tagged by Violante de Rojas to tell five random facts about me.

This sorta thing makes me get all weird…

/…flaps fins…bites key board, monitor, desk…

Here goes :

1.) I’m a total sucker for baby/hurt/orphaned critters, and have actually rehabbed quite a few…I’m really not the heartless killer I’ve been made out to be by the media…

2.) Startling me, jumping out, or coming up behind me to do the “guess who it is” thing are BAD IDEAS. Tend to hit first and find out who you are after…I gotta be super careful at Haunted Houses and stuff like that.

3.) I research everything. Enjoy finding out new info on just about any topic/thing/creature/phenomenon…

4.) Love to laugh…wide range of what will make me laugh.

Cannot stand rudeness. “Eat the Rude” is my adopted motto.

5.) I’m truly at my happiest when I am making stuff. My ideal world would have a huge workspace with a station with all the materials and tools for every type of “making and building” I like to do…

um…supposed to tag someones… Brian Workman Romeo Void  Public Figure Flores  And Pikachu I choose you.