Category: Bruce Shark

Look what I got!

Huge thank you Angie Person…you RULE.

I LOVE IT!

Gonna make a little hula skirt…

Bananas skins are useful…

Originally shared by Skills for Survival

Just flatten a banana peel and bury it under one inch of soil at the base of a rosebush. The peel’s potassium feeds the plant and helps it resist disease…works for tomato plants too.

How to grow tomatoes from seeds : http://goo.gl/OKRzBH

Spicy magic came in the mail….

Gonna rub it on some swimmer’s legs….

Thank you Andy O.

*This guy is fine, he lives, he even laughs…. BUT :

      FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS is super important…..

     I HAVE NEVER SEEN BRUISING LIKE THIS FROM A DIVE.

(@ 3:48, look at the results of his failed dive after TWO DAYS.)

High dive.  Point toes, go in straight.  Really.  It’s a thing.

Extremely Painful High Dive Disaster

I blame Scott Johnson because of the dive fail video HE posted I found this…It’s all his fault. Really.  🙂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reWHAcPjR2g

Ever just weird out on humanity?

I do. On the regular.

But sometimes I have a really big weird out…

It’s not bad…just…..a reminder of the absurdity of life.

           Good night.

Good night…

Party on and be excellent to each other.

And take off yer shoes and git in the Shark Bouncy Thing.

You know you want to….

BOO!

Look…I’m spoopy!

Jools Laufeyson Boo, babeh. BOO

Well, happy damn Friday to you…And you, too…

But not YOU..You, right there, doing what you are doing I see you and EW….nasty.

O.K. so apparently this might be a “thing”…

I might as well “out” this idea and clear up any misconceptions.

          “The Shark-very effective colon cleanse”

(thanks Gorgor Gor for that AMAZING idea…)

While I will admit that it is a very clever idea for a name for the colon cleansing procedure, but I don’t want my name associated with it and I want to distance myself from this as much as possible UNLESS like “Fire Fly” it hits big…

…Then I want royalties and I will SUE.

(They already HAVE this in Australia…OF COURSE THEY DO.)

http://www.bestwaytocleanseyourcolon.com/where-can-i-find-colon-detox-shark-cartilage-pills-australia-coupon-codes/