For anyone having a shitty day/week/life rite nao:
I stopped by a local park because I heard something under the shark mobile….and wanted to see what it was.
A plastic bag had gotten stuck, and so I climbed under to extract it and upon straightening up, promptly inhaled a large flying bug into mah nose, causing me to cough and screech, attracting the attention of a lovely lady and her puppy enjoying her picnic and quiet, which made me embarrassed and apologetic, and still coughing, COUGHED OUT THE BUG.
So gross.
Also, I pulled a muscle in mah back and almost barfed.
She was sweet, but started laughing really hard and I keeled a bug that went INTO MAH NOSE AND CAME OUT MAH MOUF.
So you could laugh, too.
Yer welcome, g+.
Bruce Shark Swims 